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Monday, December 20, 2004
 
Look Deeply Into My Eyes



The Mesmerist a Pulp advanced class for d20 Modern that I developed for Adament Entertainment is now available. Now, take out your credit card, click on the link, and purchase.
 

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CDC Alert

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease. This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him").

Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for the past 4 years, in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this especially troublesome disease.

Cognitive sequellae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim include, but are not limited to: Anti-social personality disorder traits; delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor; chronic mangling of the English language; extreme cognitive dissonance; inability to incorporate new information; pronounced xenophobia; inability to accept responsibility for actions; exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado; uncontrolled facial smirking; ignorance of geography and history; tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies; and a strong propensity for categorical, all-or nothing behavior.

The disease is sweeping Washington. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed and baffled that this malignant disease originated only a few years ago in a Texas Bush.

Forwarded by Marla

 

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Wednesday, December 01, 2004
 
Telling it Like it is

In response to comments from their conservative readers, the brave folks at the Panhandle Truth Squad have posted an annotated list of what Red State America voted for on November 2d.

 

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