One of those Days
I leave the house and discover I have a flat. After a sweaty session with stuck lugnuts, I discover the spare is flat. I get it pumped up and hit the road. The coffee shop doesn't have soy milk. At the tire shop, they say the tire is too worn and that I need a new one, but they have to get it from another shop. Okay, back tomorrow. When I finally get to work, I see this horosocpe:Capricorn
December 21 - January 19
Short trips in your neighborhood may be rendered nearly impossible today by factors above and beyond your control, such as traffic, construction, or both, dear Capricorn. If you have errands to run, put them off. Or if you can, walk or ride a bicycle to run them. If you must go in the car, however, make sure you have your favorite music with you so you can do something while waiting in traffic. Otherwise you'll go crazy with boredom.
Now they tell me. Clearly, this is a day to be approached with caution and a sense of humor.